Friday, April 13, 2007

Inner view

My friend (and I use that term loosely) TMLSB had an interview on his blog. He asked any of his readers want to also be interviewed, so I responded in the affirmative. I should have specified that I like to keep my blog family oriented, but I didn't. Oh, well, here goes.

1) Tell me about your most embarrassing public fart.

I don't understand the question. What's so embarrassing about farting? And even if it were, I'm usually silent but deadly. {Editor's note: I went through and answered all the other questions, as I seriously don't remember having been embarrassed by farting in public. I usually just wait, or I'm not embarrassed by it)

2) On what celebrity do you have a secret crush? You know, so secret that even Wahneeter don't know.

Why would I wish for bologna when I got steak at home? Ah, but seriously, after Britney Spears and Lindsey Low-han went all crazy, I've given up on celebs. (Include Katie Holmes, too. Tom Cruise? Hello!) In the interest of the question, I don't think Juanita knows about my crush on Amanda Bynes. I likes 'em young.

3) When was the last time you cried?

When I saw the video for Joe Nichols's latest song. It's called "I'll Wait for You."
That's some sad stuff right there.

4) Describe how you lost your virginity (assuming it wasn't the same as number 3).

This is a family show! It was basically, hey, allright, that's nice, I'm done. And it took about that long.

5) What's the most terrifying thing you've seen on the internet?

Tub Girl. Thanks for bring back THAT memory. Goat-se being a close second.

So here are the way this thing works

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Stuck in Pennsylvania

Here I am in PA, without my copy of "Tramp on Your Street"

Billy Joe Shaver shoots man out side bar